PT Loser

Make: Chrysler

Model: PT Cruiser

Lowdown: Aparently Chrysler wanted this car to appeal to those from the generation of woodies, the Beach Boys, and really short swim trunks. Unfortunately, all they really sold it to is people who like to go slowly in the left lane. As a result, traffic jams are on the rise, fuel consumption is up, car exhaust pollution is up, and global warming has increased. Thanks, Chrysler PT Cruiser drivers, for destroying our planet.

Verdict: Fugly!

Not so Smart.

Make: Smart Car

Model: Fortwo

Lowdown: This car represents everything you don't want in a car. Fake roof? Check. Tires skinnier than my mountain bike? Check. 71 HP? Yep, we got that too. I mean seriously, this car may have a purpose in downtown London, but in places like Southern California, all it takes is for a Hummer driver to get angry, and then let's hope you have good insurance.

Verdict: Fugly!